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Greetings Beautiful Bright Glimmering Soul-Friends!!!!
Check out these autumn specials, PLEASE register online to reserve your spot today! Great works of literature for these hot hot HOT prices that won’t last!
JANE EYREby Charlotte Bronte
Build that inner heat and it will rise and rise, then conveniently murder your lover’s secret wife!
FAHRENHEIT 451 by Ray Bradbury
Hot yoga special!!! Sweat and cleanse while we burn away all unwanted thoughts. Memorize then recite this newsletter for 10% off.
THE BELL JAR by Sylvia Plath
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TO THE (INNER) LIGHTHOUSE by Virginia Woolf
This story opens in a Scottish lake house during summer, the perfect place for…
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