Eight Classic Works of Literature Summarized in a Yoga Studio Newsletter

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Little Old Lady Comedy

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JANE EYREby Charlotte Bronte

Build that inner heat and it will rise and rise, then conveniently murder your lover’s secret wife!

FAHRENHEIT 451 by Ray Bradbury

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THE BELL JAR by Sylvia Plath

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TO THE (INNER) LIGHTHOUSE by Virginia Woolf

This story opens in a Scottish lake house during summer, the perfect place for…

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