Eight Classic Works of Literature Summarized in a Yoga Studio Newsletter

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Little Old Lady Comedy

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JANE EYREby Charlotte Bronte

Build that inner heat and it will rise and rise, then conveniently murder your lover’s secret wife!

FAHRENHEIT 451 by Ray Bradbury

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THE BELL JAR by Sylvia Plath

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TO THE (INNER) LIGHTHOUSE by Virginia Woolf

This story opens in a Scottish lake house during summer, the perfect place for…

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HAIR/ LAURA EPPINGER

An oldie but a goodie.

Long hair, thick hair
pheromone trap black hair
a rope to tug pinned up
against a wall. Spillover bedside,
bleach in the summertime, shave
in fall. Smooth at secret crescent
silken comb of broken teeth. Tie
it back, it bursts, hair,
tie it back, it bursts.
Cable-strength noose, barbarian braid
a sword between two bodies reclined
no trust cannot sleep beside
hair, unsung Samson song keep
those fingers to yourself.
Supple never touch hair,
soft but never touched.

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My State Parks Pass as a personal challenge

I bought the 2018 NJ State Parks Pass and I am using it to challenge myself. To get outside, if only an hour a day. To get some sort of exercise every day.  One day this week I spent more than eight hours inside with meetings, but then got myself on a hiking trail and… Continue reading My State Parks Pass as a personal challenge